Thursday, July 1, 2010

Look!

Todd: Hey, Mom. Look under there!
Mom: Under-where?
Todd: Ha ha! You said underwear!!
Mom: Doh! You got me!

Another popular joke at our house:
Todd: Mom, how do you eat a granola bar?
Mom: One bite at a time.
I've heard this one before. . . . In fact, I heard it this morning.

[Todd is the one who really got me with the first joke this morning. However, both Todd and Ryan are enjoying both of these joke this week.]

1 comment:

Danielle Reich said...

I have one! This is much better with an over-exaggerated visual. :)

"What do you call a fish with no eyes?"

"What?"

" A fsssshhh!"