Sunday, May 9, 2010
The Difference Between Baseball and Softball - by Ryan
Do you know why softballs are bigger than baseballs? Because girls are badder at hitting the ball than boys. So when they're hitting the softball with a thin bat then they can still hit the ball. Boys are the best at hitting - like me. I'm good at it.
Friday, May 7, 2010
Happy Birthday, Lisa!
Dear Lisa,
I hope you're having a great birthday.
Congratulations on the new job. I've only heard that you got one-don't know details yet, but I would think a new job for your birthday was a great gift!
Jen and I had lunch today and thought of you. Wish you were here to celebrate with. I'd like the excuse for more cake. I would even make you the cake of your choice. What's your preference? Vanilla/vanilla? Chocolate/chocolate? Carrot/cream cheese? I'm ashamed I don't know.
It's spring pushing summer here and the sun is bright. Jen and I have the same squinty expression as we say,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SIS!
P.S. Stop having birthdays. It's making me age.
I hope you're having a great birthday.
Congratulations on the new job. I've only heard that you got one-don't know details yet, but I would think a new job for your birthday was a great gift!
Jen and I had lunch today and thought of you. Wish you were here to celebrate with. I'd like the excuse for more cake. I would even make you the cake of your choice. What's your preference? Vanilla/vanilla? Chocolate/chocolate? Carrot/cream cheese? I'm ashamed I don't know.
It's spring pushing summer here and the sun is bright. Jen and I have the same squinty expression as we say,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SIS!
P.S. Stop having birthdays. It's making me age.
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